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Liquor Review: Kahlúa

Kahlua    Let’s play a little game.  Think of a beautiful girl. Now think of her best friend. That’s Kahlúa.  Nothing is really wrong with the best friend alone, but you would rather she came over with her hot friend.  Kahlua is the same way.  You can enjoy it by itself, but it is much better when mixed with a stronger vodka, rum, etc.

     Kahlua’s delicious coffee flavor is created from a special recipe that has made it the world’s most popular coffee liqueur.  The process is started by lightly roasting only the finest hand-picked Mexican coffee beans. Next, the beans are blended with a range of carefully chosen cane spirits. Finally, with the help of some added special ingredients, the delicious Kahlua is formed.

     Kahlua alone is very easy to drink. It is like drinking very sweet coffee with a little bit of liquor thrown into the mix.  Unfortunately, drinking it alone will probably get you crazy-hyper before you even get a chance to notice your tiny buzz.  This is definitely one to keep away from the kids.  A good whiskey is far better for them (actually no, we at BoozeBasher.com in no way believe that any form of liquor should be given to any child).

     Back to our game. You want both the hot girl and her friend to come over.  Why? Because you might be able to get them to make out or wrestle in pudding.  The same can be said for Kahlua.  Kahlua cannot make out with itself.  It needs the cute friend: vodka, rum, or cream and god knows how many different kinds of shots to make a fun night.  And it will be fun.

     One of the perks of Kahlua is that it is kind of hard to get a hangover drinking any kind of drink involving it.  I believe $23 is a bit much to pay for something that is considered by most to be a mixer, but it’s the sweet candy of the mixer world.

     So if you want to have a fun time, go ahead and invite the hot girl and her friend over for the night. Just make sure to have a kiddy pool filled with your favorite flavor of pudding because you are going to enjoy Kahlua and whatever is mixed with it.

Also check out our Homemade Coffee Liqueur.

Sipability - 7.0

Mixability - 9.0

Drunkability - 1.0

Hangover-ability - 9.5

Bang for the Buck - 5.0

Overall - 6.5 rating
 

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  1. Big Merle
    28 February 12:34 am

    this is great for getting fat chicks drunk and naked!

  2. Joel
    28 June 9:11 pm

    This stuff is too damn sweet and syrupy! I suggest Patron XO Cafe, which is much dryer for whoever thinks Kahula is too sweet.

  3. Ryland
    20 November 9:43 am

    This is the best for White Russian fans such as myself. 8/10 For Mixing.

  4. His Dudeness
    29 November 9:17 pm

    The dude abides !

    @Joel

    This agression will not stand, man.

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