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About the Reviewers
Hunter was a late-bloomer as far as drinking is concerned, but he has definitely made up for lost time with his complete denouncement of the term ‘moderation’ and all of it’s implications concerning alcohol. A good single-barrel Scotch whiskey or a delicious vodka drink is usually his drink of choice. However, since moderation does not factor into his vocabulary, many other liquors usually come into play before the pass-out fairy pays him a visit. Hunter’s excess liquor consumption has calmed a slight bit recently, but he still drinks enough to be considered a four-and-a-half martini glass drinker.
Kevin is a moderate drinker. He is the classic weekend-warrior. Although he dabbles in moderation more than Hunter, he can really get down and serious with the liquor when he wants. Kevin usually prefers a good bourbon or a tasty beer when it’s ‘go’ time. Due to his weekend prowess, Kevin holds a strong three martini glass drinker rating.
Wade is a constant drinker. His constant life pains and addictive personality have vaulted him into a world of stupor. He doesn’t have the strongest stomach for liquor, but his affinity for puking rallies is second to none. Wade enjoys most a good Scotch or a delicious tequila drink. Wade is a five martini glass drinker, and if we could serve you flaming drinks, his glasses would all be set aflame.
Paco seems like a pretty tame and conservative guy, but when the sun goes down (and sometimes while it’s still up), Paco craves the hard stuff. Women love him, but he has been known to ignore them in favor of liquor. Some may question his sexuality for this, but we know he is just passionate about his alcohol. When out drinking, Paco usually goes for whiskey and beer. He tends to get buzzed a little quicker than most drinkers of his calibur, but he has an amazing ability to go the long haul and drink into the wee hours of the morning. Paco’s staying power is more than enough to earn him his four martini glass rating.
Zach (a.k.a Dr. Unkard in our forum) is as hardcore a drinker you will find. His binge-drinking comes in epic proportion. He tends to get a little sloppy, loud, and violent when drinking too much, which often leads to some of the best drinking stories imaginable. Even though he can get quite sloppy, he can continue drinking despite vomitting, blurred vision, or physical altercation. Zach’s prefered drink would be anything he can grasp. If there ever were an entry in the dictionary for a five martini glass drinker, Zach’s picture would most definitely be there.
Former Reviewers
Dan is a moderate drinker. Dan lives his drinking life walking the fine line of moderation. Dan enjoys going out as much as the other guys, but being the sensible one, he rarely over-drinks and enjoys being the designated driver. Even though he has an unnatural affinity for moderation, Dan can still get down with the serious drinking when challenged. When drinking, Dan prefers a good beer or tequila, and we rate him a moderate two-and-a-half martini glass drinker. Dan has hung up his drinking cap to focus more on video games and his girlfriend.
Robert is a light to moderate drinker. Robert has become a family man, so he has given up the life of hardcore drinking. Although he has not completely turned his back on old buddy booze, he seems to *gasp* think there are more important things in life than liquor. Robert enjoys a good beer or scotch whiskey when he succumbs to peer pressure. Though he doesn’t drink often, his ability to drink when the time is right makes Robert a two martini glass drinker. Robert just has too much family stuff on his plate to continue in our BoozeBasher ways. We wish him the best of luck with all that.
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