Loud Noises!

[Hunter]

I am so sick of the random noises in my house.  There are several possible explanations for the random noises I hear regularly in my house, so let us run down the list to solve tonight's noisy mystery.

1.  The house is haunted.   -- I really doubt that is the case, since the house is only a couple years old.  Of course it could have been built on Indian burial ground or something.  The noises tonight sound more terrestrial though.

2.  It could be the weather.  -- I think all the rain and wind has stopped for the night.  I haven't been outside for hours, but these noises sound more human in nature.

3.  It could be burglars.  -- I live in Destin.  That just doesn't happen here.

4.  It could be the house banditos.  -- An old roommate used to insist that we were terrorized by house banditos that would come in the middle of the night or whenever we were out of the house and steal random things just to anger us.  Though that does explain why the TV remote disappears sometimes, I don't see that being the problem tonight.  They would only make noise when I'm not around.

5.  It could be death coming for me.  -- I don't think I'm that lucky today.

6.  It could be the neighbors fucking.  -- I'm going to go with that one.  I hope it's the guy next door who has the hot girlfriend because I really don't want to think about the old Indian couple on the other side of me doing the nasty.  Come to think of it, I don't want to think of anyone getting it on when I'm in a dry spell. 

Thanks for joining me in my little process of elimination.  I hope you had fun playing the game.  I'm sorry that I have no consolation prize to give you.

[Wade]

I think it ghost banditos fucking and ransacking our home. It happens.

[cavemanTHON]

hunter you're always on a dry spell, stop making excuses

[Wade]

Its actually not an excuse. Something wrong here. Always noises and the wrong kinda shit happening.

[bingedrinkinchick]

hOUSE BANDITOS! my boyfriend and his friend david have ninjas. they're tiny and small and they fuck with them when they are drunk. they also are responsible for losing remotes, keys, small random paraphenalia items, etc.

[Wade]

NINJA!!