First, a little warning: don’t bother drinking grain alcohol or even reading this review unless you are a serious alcoholic or certifiably crazy and need to try something new to share with your friends. Chances are, you won’t remember much about the night before, but your body will be quick to remind you. Everclear grain alcohol is not for the causal drinker. Hell, it’s not for the average drunk. This stuff should be used as a one-time experiment amongst friends. Also, you may want to have a camera handy because you’ll lose your memory right before you lose your pants.
The taste of Everclear isn’t some kind of great vanilla, rose petal, or berry flavor. It’s not infused with a mythical lime. Heck, there isn’t even a woody barrel taste coming with this one. This liquor just tates like a mix of alcohol, lowered inhibitions, and the low standards to match. What I’m trying to say here is, Everclear, by itself, tastes horrible. I don’t recommend drinking it by itself for any reason. I do know when it’s lit, the flame burns blue with green tips. I’m starting to wonder if I should be drinking Everclear at all. Yeah…I should.
Like I said, solo drinking this stuff is right out. The only way to drink, what I will from here on call hell’s fuel, is mixed. But this is where things get scary and can get out of hand fast. Mixed with something as simple as orange juice, the taste of Everclear is nearly gone. And now you’re in a kind of “yin and yang” situation. You can’t taste how much of your new hellish friend is lurking in your cup, but it takes very little to make it your worst enemy. It’s like the hot, questionable girl at the party begging you to take her home. It’s going to be fun, but you just know you’re going to end up without your pants and a burning feeling in your throat. My question to you is, how bad do you want it?
A liquor shouldn’t be this sneaky, especially a 151-proof one. Hell’s fuel will get you drunk quick, fast and in a hurry. There will be nothing else that does the job Everclear can do. Not only does this drunk come fast, you won’t even remember it (this is where you want to start your camera). So you know it has to come with a hell of a price. And its not a cheap one.
Can you take a guess at what it costs to drink something that can get you from sober to drunk in 60 seconds? The worst hangover money can buy. The next morning I was lucky to keep water down. In the words of Charlie Murphy, “Yo, my head is bumping!” The Everclear hangover will make you call in sick to work or whatever else you may have to do the next day. Walking even becomes a painful and mighty feat. Just keep the toilet or trashcan near. You’ll need it.
$15 (at your local liquor store) for a magical liquor that will get you drunk and erases memories in mere minutes makes this a cheap, fun party expense. But don’t bother buying many bottles. You won’t need much more than one. Half a bottle will get you drunk, naked, and hungover in no-time. And there’s nothing wrong with that.
If you are out to find that story where you can say, “This one time I got so wasted…etc,” then try this for a night. If you’re out just to find something new to drink for the weekend, stay far away from this one. This is a fun trip, but it will lead to a hell of a fall. Just remember to keep your clothes on a leash, and be sure send us the pictures of your wild night out with Everclear.
Shootability - 1.5
Mixability - 6.5
Drunkability - 10.0
Hangover-ability - 2.0
Bang for the Buck - 7.0
Overall - 5.0 
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I had an incredibly strange buzz from this stuff. I drank it 3:1 with a mixture of red gatorade and fresca. The aftertaste was similar to someone spraying cologne in my mouth. I had just started my 8th drink when i thought to myself, “I don’t see what the big deal is here.” Then I stood up to get some ice and realized “oh hell, I’m hammered!” I don’t believe I ever finished that 8th drink before I was standing in my host’s yard screaming at the moon.
I know the feeling. You tell that mean old moon!
I third that.. same deal.. as I stand up “hey.. this stuff SURE is a letdown!” . I wake up the next day in my friends doghouse, the tennant of which looking suspiciously satisfied…
yeah my cousin works in alberta on the rigs he came home with three bottles i got one and i drank it this is 3 months ago i still have a quarter left and i plan to drink it this weekend i actually like the drunk it makes me feel good i got no problem with the hangover
Take a few hits of acid and then drink some everclear straight fro mthe bottle. That will make for one fucking hell of a night believe me.
hey…
a friend of mine and i are trying everclear this weekend. our other two guy friends are making us. we’re really nervous b/c like the story says, we’ll probably end up with no pants on!!! lol…
that’d be an awkward and weird morning…but its all in good fun!!!
if you have any suggestions, just post ‘em!
wish us luck, homie & smokie!
yeah, i drank a little over half of a bottle once and woke up 4 towns away in bed w/ a black trannie.
needless to say, i stick to Jim Beam now.
I’ve been drinking Everclear for over ten years now off and on, at times for months at a time, but the kind I get is 190 proof (95% alcohol). I’ve never even bothered with the 151 proof as it’s just a weaker version of Everclear because most states have banned the sale of 190 proof. I actually like the taste of it straight, but do not recommend anyone else drink it that way. Entire weeks are a blur, and it is truly the worst hangover imagineable, often it’s like you are paralysed and can’t move for hours after waking up the next day. Several college students have tragically died in the past from consuming too much Everclear, so be very careful. I still enjoy it occasionally, but be aware there are serious and permanent health hazards from drinking a lot of it. I once even used it to prime my carbuerator when the car wouldn’t start and I had no gas or starting fluid available, it worked great!
This stuff I would NEVER drink by the shot. It tastes like engine degreaser. However, it’s great for Jello Shots!!! Even in Jello, it STILL burns all the way down and warms your stomach.
jungle juice is the besttttt. if im not mistaken, all it takes is everclear, koolaid or hawaiin punch, fruit, and vodka! its amazingg. 4 cups of it and you’ll be gone (: haha
try making jungle juice! its hard to tast the everclear, but doesn’t take long to feel it!
I drank 2 shots of this stuff once and woke up with some guy fucking me in the ass…it tastes great too
Last night i drank a whole bottle of this, woke up next to a box of cigarettes and Will Rogers. Crazy shit. I tried “Jungle Juice” it tastes like semen and water.
I went to take a shot of this stuff once but my g/f showed up and said i had to leave…
bryan, don’t even think about trying this stuff. ill whip you.
This stuff makes my medicine go down easy. and to that nick guy, hell yea nigress stink
this bottle has a very unique shape, good for sliding up your asshole
i can’t tell you how many times i’ve had this everclear stuff and woke up the next morning covered in my own shit, literaly my own feces.
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for some reason the morning after i drink everclear my breath smells like penis.
I just love the feeling of a man’s cock being shoved up between my ass cheeks. Wait, is this that gay chat site.
youve all gotta try this drink mix i made upp. its called fuzzy pink cream. you mix ky jelly, everclear, arizona ice tea, jizz, and a lemon just for kicks and giggles. teehee. have fun boyzz
Will your such a fucking queer, stop leaving posts on these sites where people actually want to know about liquor. You people want a true story. Will Rogers loves to drink pussy drinks and pretend like he’s more wasted than he really is. Once he’s drunk he tries getting into fights with people for some reason when he’d probably get his ass beat. The final point is that he takes it up the ass hole, hard and non-stop all night.
I woke up in a trash can next to an empty bottle of this stuff. All I remember from last night is a 50 year old man pouring this down my throat and a painful burning in my cornhole.
OMG I HAVE TO TRY THIS
i just hope they have it here in Australia, and if not perhaps a mail order is necessary
i drank everclear ounc woke sucking some dudes dick
When I think of Everclear, the only thing that comes to mind is fire. And one hell of a crazy night. Awesome drink.
Fuck I drank this with oj once. The next day my girlfriend was so mad at me. In the middle of the night I got up and peed on her while she was asleep in bed. Obviously I have no memory of this. Dangerous shit!
Somehow I doubt you are still with said girlfriend.
i first tried to drink it straight and that shit was gasoline in my belly. then i mixed it 3:1 with mountan dew and it tasted pretty good, next thing i knew the creature had me. i dont remeber much else, neither does any of my friends. but i do remeber waking up in bed eside a girl i never seen before.. take hede to this warning, DONT DO IT!
Yea. Put this stuff in a bowl. Add diced fruits. Wait a few Hours. Eat the fruits… and wake up in ur friends jeep, in a weird neighborhood. and worst of all loose ur cell phone. haha
got peer pressured by my collegiate wrestling team into drinking over 6 shots of this stuff one night over the course of about 30 minutes.
It never hit me until about an hour later after I drank my third beer and was walking around campus aimlessly.
I don’t care what anyone says about drinking this stuff as shots, it’s great. If you can’t take it you are just a pussy. It will get you drunk and that’s exactly what you want it to do. Just be prepared to be staring at your lunch from last month. but by the time you start puking you will probably be too drunk to feel the nausea or the discomfort.
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